Here at Mark Ayre Towers (shed), my team and I (just me) like to bandy around the real hot-button topics. The key issues we know you are desperate for answers on. Recently we cured heartbreak – you’re welcome – now we’re on to the next thing.… Read the rest
The question asked and answered a billion times. Everyone has thrown in their three pence on this, telling you what to do. You don’t need any more advice. Luckily, that’s not what I’m about.
I don’t care about you; I’m here to talk about me.… Read the rest
Books are like TV you can watch in the bath (don’t say you have a TV in your bathroom. It’s dangerous. I don’t want to know)
Now you can win the chance to completely refresh your book shelf!
Entering couldn’t be simpler.… Read the rest
Having been banned from at least three writers groups, I know a lot about their value. Today I would like to discuss how you can use (/ exploit) them to further your career.
But you’re thinking: “Mark, why would I join a writers group?… Read the rest
So they’ve dumped you.
You thought it was good. You thought it would last. Then, without warning – except the “we need to talk” text – they hit you with the dreaded break up convo.
They give you a reason but you don’t believe it.… Read the rest
A candle, stolen by accident
An affair, against all the rules
A mugging, with an inconvenient victim
An overreaction to the ‘L’ Word
The Morton’s were unassuming, unexceptional, boring
Now, as they try to rectify their poor choices, they slip further and further into dark and dangerous places…
And it won’t be long before blood is spilled
Poor Choices is coming this November!… Read the rest
Uh oh, look what happened. There you were, trawling the web for something important, or insightful, or entertaining. Instead, you’ve dropped through the never-ending circus of blogs and found this, my blog. Blog #758933022173827.
You want to press backspace and try again.… Read the rest