- Man vs Bookshelf: Outro
- Man vs Bookshelf: Introduction
- Man vs Bookshelf: Horowitz Horror
- Man vs Bookshelf: Lisey’s Story
- Man vs Bookshelf: Devil May Care
- Man vs Bookshelf: Big Little Lies
- Man vs Bookshelf: Good Omens
- Man vs Bookshelf: Grandpa’s Great Escape
- Man vs Bookshelf: Clough: The Autobiography
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Cuckoo’s Calling
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Escape
- Man vs Bookshelf: I Am Legend
- Man vs Bookshelf: Confessions of a Sociopath
- Man vs Bookshelf: Silence
- Man vs Bookshelf: Six Years
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Thin Executioner
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Entrepreneur’s Book of Checklists
- Man vs Bookshelf: John Dies at the End
- Man vs Bookshelf: Harry Potter and the case of the Duplicates
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (series)
- Man vs Bookshelf: Ayoade on Ayoade
- Man vs Bookshelf: Junk
- Man vs Bookshelf: Bobby Moore
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Hard Way
- Man vs Bookshelf: 102 days down (+ Freakonomics)
- Man vs Bookshelf: Dirk Gently (1 & 2)
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Clifton Chronicles (1 & 2)
- Man vs Bookshelf: Twitterature
- Man vs Bookshelf: Pele
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Collector
- Man vs Bookshelf: Cirque Du Freak
- Man vs Bookshelf: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Scripts
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Hobbit
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Lord of the Rings
- Man vs Bookshelf: Odd Thomas (1-3)
- Man vs Bookshelf: Harry Redknapp
- Man vs Bookshelf: Motivation and Doctor Who
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Killing Floor
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Dark Tower
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Moaning of Life
- Man vs Bookshelf: Will You Manage?
- Man vs Bookshelf: Creative Writing
- Man vs Bookshelf: Quantum of Solace
- Man vs Bookshelf: The City Trilogy
- Man vs Bookshelf: Horowitz’s Holmes
- Man vs Bookshelf: Forever Young
- Man vs Bookshelf: Drive
- Man vs Bookshelf: Story
- Man vs Bookshelf: Whatever You Say I Am
- Man vs Bookshelf: Football Manager Stole My Life
- Man vs Bookshelf: Red Dragon
- Man vs Bookshelf: Business Stripped Bare
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Damned UTD
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Gold Standard – Rules to Rule By
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Bazaar of Bad Dreams
- Man vs Bookshelf: Am I Proud?
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Black Angel
- Man vs Bookshelf: Stress and Soccernomics
- Man vs Bookshelf: A Spot of Bother
- Man vs Bookshelf: Word Count & The Good Guy
- Man vs Bookshelf: Amazon Recommendations and Noughts and Crosses
- Man vs Bookshelf: More Word Count and Mother Tongue
- Man vs Bookshelf: Cardio Sucks
- Man vs Bookshelf: Thanks for Nothing
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Finish Line & The Bachman Books
- Man vs Bookshelf: Book 100 & Extraordinary People
- Man vs Bookshelf: Arsenal & MotD
- Man vs Bookshelf: Kevin Master of the Universe
- Man vs Bookshelf: Inbound Marketing
- Man vs Bookshelf: Goosebumps Collection 13
- Man vs Bookshelf: 1001 Days that Shaped the World
- Man vs Bookshelf: Dexter 1-3
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Inbetweeners
- Man vs Bookshelf: Manuscript Makeover
- Man vs Bookshelf: How to Think like Steve Jobs
- Man vs Bookshelf: Harlen Coben
- Man vs Bookshelf: One year, three weeks and Simon Pegg
- Man vs Bookshelf: Jonothon Fairfax
- Man vs Bookshelf: Nolan’s Batman
- Man vs Bookshelf: Discworld (1-5)
- Man vs Bookshelf: Extras++
- Man vs Bookshelf: Diamond Brothers
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Point
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Demonata
- Man vs Bookshelf: Awkward Situations for Men
- Man vs Bookshelf: Peep Show
- Man vs Bookshelf: A Song of Fire and Ice
- Man vs Bookshelf: Doctor Who
- Man vs Bookshelf: Cherub
- Man vs Bookshelf: Expectant Dad
- Man vs Bookshelf: Ferguson & United
- Man vs Bookshelf: Sirens
- Man vs Bookshelf: Carrie
- Man vs Bookshelf: Salem’s Lot
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Shining
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Stand
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Dead Zone
- Man vs Bookshelf: Firestarter
- Man vs Bookshelf: Cujo
- Man vs Bookshelf: On Writing
- Man vs Bookshelf: Caxton
- Man vs Bookshelf: Harry Potter
- Man vs Bookshelf: Zom-B
- Man vs Bookshelf: The Last Stats
This is going to be difficult.
I know I keep saying this but I’m now nine blogs behind. I’ve read so many words since putting down the subject of today’s review, I’m no longer able to recall what happened.
Usually, this is fine. Last time we looked at Ari Gold, and who cares I’d read a thousand books since and couldn’t remember a word of it? I just had to make something up.
But today that won’t fly. Today I’m sitting down to review a big stonking Stephen King book.
All King books have plenty going on, so that’s hard enough. But if this was a novel I could talk about standard Kingisms, like how everyone is always laughing for no apparent reason, or how he goes into way too much detail for characters that only have about one line and limited impact on the plot.
But no, that won’t fly.
See, today we are looking at The Bazaar of Bad Dreams – which is not a novel, but a collection of novellas and short stories and a couple of poems.
Wow, so you need to review a whole six stories like you did for the Anthony Horowitz book way back when you started this challenge? I hear you say.
Well, first off Horowitz Horror had nine stories, not six. Maybe you should have checked before piping up, eh? Would have saved yourself the embarrassment.
Secondly, King’s little work has twenty stories.
Yeah, throw inflation on that over the few weeks since I read this book and you’re asking me to write about 20 stories, none of which I can remember.
This will be impossible.
I’m not going to try.
But before we do…
I have spoken about Stephen King – my general thoughts on him and previous experience with his works way back in my second ever review – Lisey’s Story. If you want to check that out, do so here, if not, let’s move on.
The Bazaar of Bar Dreams
This book starts with an introduction by the man himself – Stephen King that is, not God.
I’ve mentioned before, in relation to Darren Shan, how much I enjoy when writers talk about their process. As a writer myself, I always such insight fascinating.
As with Shan, King is fab at this. He’s even written a book on the topic – On Writing (coming later in this challenge) – and starts many of his books with notes about their writing.
This book is no different. Not only is there an introduction, but the stories all start with notes. Some only a couple of lines long, some much more substantial. Some offering invaluable insight, some offering little.
I won’t talk about these in the reviews below, but I do think they are a brilliant thing to include. Should I have become a popular author myself (don’t smirk like that) I’d do it myself.
But, without further ado, let’s get into the reviews.
1. Mile 81
I bought the Bazaar of Bad Dreams in a Sainsbury’s in 2016 and I did mean to read it.
I’ve mentioned before how I like seeing how professional writers put together short stories, as, in many ways, it’s more difficult to than writing novels.
So, I jumped into this book expecting to race through it.
Some of the stories to come are pretty short. Some very short.
Unfortunately, Mile 81 comes first, and it’s more Novella than short story.
This combined with Stephen King’s heavy style made the story hard going, and so I did what I always do – gave up less than twenty pages in.
Having done that, I skipped through a little of the story this time, because I remember it. I read the first few pages – because they are well written – then skim read until I reached where I had given up before.
I know, I know. Cheating.
I liked the story though. I didn’t consider it a perfect example of short-form stories, because it’s not cutthroat. It doesn’t stick to the story. There’s plenty of classic King talking around the story – despite him discussing how you have to do the opposite of this in his introduction – but it was well written.
The ending was satisfying, with a circular reference that pointed back to the beginning, and it involved the baddy being defeated, which King stories sometimes don’t.
On the downside, there was a return to a classic King villain here (I say return, this story was written many years ago, before Carrie, but it’s been re-written since).
The villain in question is a car. For many, this wouldn’t be a problem, but I’ve read both Christine and From a Buick 8 in the last 18 months, so it feels a bit tired – even if King does try to get around this with a self-referential mention of Christine.
Overall, this is a strong beginning to the collection, but I think the volume could have benefited from starting with one of the shorter stories.
Just to ease us in.
2. Premium Harmony
Christ, I should have written notes on what each story was about because I already can’t remember this one.
The notes I did write, incidentally, read like this:
- It’s present tense third person
- Not much happens.
Very insightful, Mark.
Flicking back through it I remember, and the notes above are true.
The present tense third person isn’t a negative, necessarily, it’s just odd. It makes the story flow a little faster, and is different from the norm.
The story itself revolves around a couple who argue in the car before the wife drops dead in the store.
There is a neat little twist at the end, but it’s short, interesting, and obviously not all that memorable.
3. Batman and Robin Have an Altercation
Oh, this is going to be an awful review, isn’t it?
We’ve such a long way to go and I’ve no idea what I’m writing.
I should quit now.
But I won’t.
My notes for this story run as follows: “Good little human story.”
And actually, I think I do remember it, and a glance at the first page makes me realise I’m right in what I’m remembering.
I also notice it’s third person present tense, so I don’t know why that didn’t make the notes this time.
I guess it’s because I was enjoying the story more, which revolves around a man taking his Alzheimer’s suffering father to lunch – something he does every couple of weeks – and then getting into an altercation with a bruiser following a road accident.
The story handles a difficult topic well and was affecting. While there is not much more plot than the story before, it is more interesting and has a better flow.
A decent read.
4. The Dune
I remember this one.
Notes read: Interesting little plot, well told, good ending.
The story revolves around a man who sees names written in a sand dune. Shortly after he sees the names the people – yep, you guessed it – die.
Most of the story is our protagonist telling this story to his companion, and the ending is top. Ostensibly it’s a twist, and while I guessed it a bit before it happened, it’s still a neat ending.
I won’t say much here, because I don’t want to spoil it, but another quality tale.
5. Bad Little Kid
I remember this one too!
All I’ve written is: This story has more patent King laughter.
I don’t recall the bit I’m referring to but clearly, we are faced here with people bursting into laughter for no apparent reason. A classic King trope. (Did I mention that above? I might have done.)
The story itself is well written though not stand out, revolving around a bad little kid who shows up and makes bad things happen, and told from the perspective of a man on death row for murder.
6. A Death
We’re a quarter of the way through folks – hang in there!
Notes read: Good and sharp, but the ending was sad.
But what happened?
Seriously, I can’t remember.
Oh yes, it’s about a man arrested for murder who pleads his innocence. If I say any more, I’ll give it away, so I won’t.
7. The Bone Church
Notes read: Oh fuck, it’s a poem.
King admits he’s not all that when it comes to poetry, and this poem proves it.
So that all fits.
And the winner of the story that prompted me into writing my longest set of notes is… this one!
“Best one yet. Well delivered. Cleverly unravelled. Made me want to write something like it. Sad.”
As you might have guessed, it’s a study of morality, and this is indeed my favourite thing to write about.
My first book, Poor Choices, was a look at morality, and how little crimes can lead to bigger ones, and this story is of a similar vein. The difference being while my story starts with an accidental theft, this begins with a couple being offered the chance to make a lot of money for a small crime.
I think this is my favourite story in the collection. It’s not that long (though far from the shortest) but it packs everything it needs to in.
If you read nothing else in the book, read this.
Oh, and this!
Of all the things people describe Stephen King as – funny is never one of them.
Yet this tale was funny and was up there with the tale that proceeded it.
I’ve written: it’s about my least favourite thing (death) but what isn’t?
It’s about a man who dies and heads up to some sort of limbo where he meets a middleman and is given a choice.
There are a few twists and turns, but the laughs propel the tale and made me want to see more like this from King.
It’s my silver medal story!
This was the one story I had heard of outside of the short story collection (although most of the tales have been published elsewhere).
It was written about the Kindle soon after its release and deals with one such device that can see both backwards and forwards in time into various multiverses.
It was an interesting concept, the story was well written and compelling enough, but it fell down where many of King’s stories (and many stories in general) do.
It’s ending, which was weak.
Overall though, a decent quality Novella.
11. Herman Wouk is Still Alive
Halfway there folks!
The notes for this story (which for some reason come under the heading ‘Harold’) read: Not convinced I like this one about the car trip.
Despite the mention of the car trip to jog my memory, I still had to go back to the book to remember any of this tale.
Now I kind of remember the premise (a couple of drinking women win money and crash their cars with kids in it) but don’t remember much more of the story.
Perhaps that says all it needs to.
12. Under the Weather
Continuing the theme of the Dune this is a story where the end is obvious some way off.
The difference here is that King knew this was the case, and even put it in the story notes.
Still, this story is better than the Dune. It’s as well written as all the tales but it’s also really well written, dealing with a man’s delusion and ultimately, being incredibly sad.
Another worth reading even if you only read a couple. My bronze medal winner.
13. Blockade Billy
I said earlier UR was the only story I had heard of before diving into this collection, which just goes to show how little I remember of it.
In truth, I had also heard of Blockade Billy, and knew a little, though not much.
When reading, I forgot to write notes for this one.
What a loss!
I do kinda remember this one anyway. It’s the story about a young Baseball player and the mystery that surrounds him.
King states at the beginning (Defensively) you don’t need to be a baseball fan to enjoy this tale, and he’s right.
Still, it didn’t stand out. Not because it was about baseball, it just wasn’t as strong as some of the other tales in this book.
14. Mister Yummy
I read the notes for this story (another sad story. Another that gave me an idea for a great story of my own) and for a second was pulling my hair out trying to remember what happened.
Then I did. This is a story dealing with a man who is suffering from HIV in an old people’s home. He is dying, and he sees a man from long in his past as he does so.
As mentioned, it gave me an idea for my own short story, and I can’t wait for the chance to write it (though I’ve no idea when I’ll fit it in).
The story is a slow mover, but worth taking the time to read.
Another powerful, affecting tale.
Glad we’ve got notes for this one!
They read: Another poem.
And that is all I have to say.
16. The Little Green God of Agony
Three-quarters of the way through folks. Just hold in a little long. It’s painful for me too, but we owe it to ourselves to persevere.
My notes read: the wrong man wins.
From what I remember this is a decent little monster tale, but the above annoys me.
The tale revolves around a man who has been in an accident but refuses to work hard on physiotherapy to make himself better.
His long-suffering nurse puts up with a lot of his crap, but when a man claiming the pain is a demon comes in, she loses her mind and calls him out.
It’s a well-delivered moment of power for the nurse, which is immediately undone when the pain does, in fact, turn out to be a monster.
17. That Bus is another world.
No, it isn’t.
I’ve written: Decent Premise, needs more exploration
That about sums it up.
This is the story of a man who discovers by writing people’s obituaries, he can kill them.
However, it quickly emerges that his powers have unintended repercussions.
Then the story ends.
I would have loved to see this developed a little further, though maybe it wasn’t right for the story. Either way, a solid little tale.
19. Drunken Fireworks
I’ve written: boring
What a dick I am.
Here’s one of the most successful, well respected writers of all time, and I’m what? A nobody, a nothing.
Yet I think I can call this tale about two families facing off in a fireworks competition every year boring?
What a dick I am.
Was boring though.
20. Summer Thunder
We’ve reached the end of the collection, and the end of the world as we hit another one of Stephen King’s favourite topics.
The apocalypse, this time, it seems, via nuclear means.
I’ve written: depressing.
But it was another well told story about a man who meets a dog and another man as the world collapses around them.
It had a sad end, but how better to end a collection of short stories than with the end of all things.
The next book starts with the word screenwriting, and I had to look up the rest:
The art, craft and business of film and television writing.
That’s too long.
It’s a subtitle, I know. Still too long.
The book is about how to improve your screenwriting talents. That’s obvious from the title I suppose.
See you for it.