Man vs Bookshelf: Creative Writing

This entry is part 41 of 54 in the series Man vs Bookshelf
This entry is part 41 of 54 in the series Man vs Bookshelf

I’ve always wanted to be a writer.

I know that sounds like hyperbole. People always say ‘no you haven’t. You used to shit yourself and your mother had to feed you – don’t tell me you wanted to be a writer while that was going on.’

Well, first off, thanks for reminding me there was a time I couldn’t control my bowels long enough to get to the toilet.… Read the rest